Some Comic Relief… June 2, 2007Posted by Steve Worthy in Humor, Marriage Jokes, Tools to Use.
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The 100 Year Old Man and his 19 Year Old Wife April 13, 2007Posted by Gerry Baron in Marriage Jokes.
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Joke courtesy of JumboJoke.com
An old man turned 100 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together.
A very pretty young woman of about 19 served the old man and the reporter, keeping them in fresh tea and running errands for them.
“Are these your grandkids?” the reporter asked, somewhat suspicious.
“Naw, sir, they all be my younguns,” the old man replied with a sly grin.
“Your kids?” said the reporter. “What about this beautiful young lady who keeps bringing us tea? Is she one of your children too?”
“Naw, sir,” said the old man. “She’s my wife.”
“Your wife?” said the surprised reporter. “But she can’t be more than 19 years old!”
“That’s right,” said the old man with pride.
“Well, surely you can’t have a sex life with you being 100 and she being only 19,” the reporter remarked.
“Yes, sir,” said the old man. “We have sex every night. Each night two of my boys helps me on her, and every morning six of my boys helps me off.”
“Wait just a minute,” said the newspaperman, confused. “Why does it only take two of your boys to put you on, but it takes six of them to take you off?”
“Because,” the old man said, shaking a balled fist, “I fights ’em!”
A little marriage humor April 7, 2007Posted by Gerry Baron in Marriage Jokes.
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Laughter is good within a marriage. Here are a few funnies to get the day started with a smile.
Man: Is there any way to live a long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of living a long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It is difficult to understand GOD . He makes such beautiful things as Women and then he turns them into Wives
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Fact of life for husbands: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!