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Guys, have you ever bought any of these? September 22, 2007

Posted by Steve Worthy in Appreciation, Getting Married, Husbands are doing, Manhood, Marriage, Marriage Jokes, romance, Staying Married, Things to do.
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Maxi Pads…

Have you ever purchased any of these for your wife?

I grew up in a large family, two older brothers and four sisters, where I was the youngest. So when I was of age, around 10, I was often sent to the store by my mother or my sisters. My mother typically wanted me to get eggs, milk, cereal or bread. My sisters sent me to the store for “PADS”. As a young boy, I had no idea what “PADS” were. My sisters would send me to the store with an old box of “PADS” that I could use as a benchmark. Now bear in mind I had no idea what these were used for..thus the funny looks as I stood in line to purchase them were puzzling.

Even once I realize what they were used for I didn’t immediately stop going to the store for my sisters. I simply asked the, bagger – as they snickered – to “Please Double or Triple bag these”. However, my sisters were immensely grateful that they had a brother that would put what little manhood – I was 10 – on the line to assist them in their time of need.

As a husband, I am often sent to the store. Now guys I’m sure you can relate or have been in this situation yourself; you are in line about to ring up the first item and you get a call from your wife and she says, “Can you get me some pads”. You begin to scream inside, “NNNNOOOOOOOO, not pads, anything but those”. You begin to think what if someone sees me in the “PAD AISLE”. This feeling of dread is felt by most men. But, I have a different perspective.

How does it make your wife feel when about you? My wife stated, “I really appreciate it when you do this for me, one I feel special and two, I know you are secure in your manhood when you buy them for me.” Guys, I can remember one day when I purchased some “PADS” the cashier made such a big deal about it. She told the other cashiers and the Store Manager (Female) standing within ear-shot, “I wish my husband would do this for me.” It’s the simple things within a marriage that make your wife feel special.

So go ahead, ask your wife if she needs any “PADS” and Go get em boys..


Radio Interview – Camy Arnett – BYOBB July 17, 2007

Posted by Steve Worthy in Getting Married, Hero Moments, Husbands are doing, Manhood, Marriage Jokes, romance, Staying Married, Uncategorized.
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Camy Arnett

Come Join us this Tuesday evening @ 9PM as we speak with Camy Arnett, President of BYOBB (Bring Your Own Bible Baby), located in Atlanta, GA. We will be talking about Family, Faith, Marriage and Manhood in America. You don’t want to miss this show.

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Marriage Expiration… June 8, 2007

Posted by Steve Worthy in Appreciation, Getting Married, Humor, Marriage, Marriage Jokes, Staying Married.


What if your Marriage license expired, would your renew it? What if you were required to take a short test before you renewed it? Would you pass or fail? I know it depends on the content of the test, right?

Here in America their is an expiration date of pretty everything, right:

– Driver License

– Car Tags

– GMAT Scores

– Food

– Coffee

– Coupons

– Bottled Water – Go Figure??

– Apartment Leases

– Car Leases

– Various Professional Certifications

It appears that some of the most vital things in our life have a expiration date associated with it. When we initially obtain these various license(s) above, most of them require some studying and testing, some require a college degree from an accredited school, and some require that you study for a certain number years as an apprentice under a “seasoned” professional in you field, right. Lastly, when these certification and licenses do expires in order for us to renew them we have to take some sort of refresher test. Amazing…

However, one of the most vital documents and/or convenants we can obtain and enter into, a Marriage License, does not have an expiration date or require any testing before obtaining it. What if there was a expiration date associated with your Marriage license and before you obtained it you had to take a mandatory test. Also, when it came time to renew your license, you and your spouse were administered a short test. The quiz would cover areas like humility, sacarifice, marital goals, listening skills and a short essay section that required you to write at least 500 words about your marriage and your plans for the next four years.

So what do you think?

Would you pass or fail the renewal process?

What are those 1 or 2 things in our marriage that have expired that we need to work on and renew?

Some Comic Relief… June 2, 2007

Posted by Steve Worthy in Humor, Marriage Jokes, Tools to Use.
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Poor Jim May 25, 2007

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The 100 Year Old Man and his 19 Year Old Wife April 13, 2007

Posted by Gerry Baron in Marriage Jokes.
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Joke courtesy of JumboJoke.com 

February-December Romance 

An old man turned 100 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together.

A very pretty young woman of about 19 served the old man and the reporter, keeping them in fresh tea and running errands for them.

“Are these your grandkids?” the reporter asked, somewhat suspicious.

“Naw, sir, they all be my younguns,” the old man replied with a sly grin.

“Your kids?” said the reporter. “What about this beautiful young lady who keeps bringing us tea? Is she one of your children too?”

“Naw, sir,” said the old man. “She’s my wife.”

“Your wife?” said the surprised reporter. “But she can’t be more than 19 years old!”

“That’s right,” said the old man with pride.

“Well, surely you can’t have a sex life with you being 100 and she being only 19,” the reporter remarked.

“Yes, sir,” said the old man. “We have sex every night. Each night two of my boys helps me on her, and every morning six of my boys helps me off.”

“Wait just a minute,” said the newspaperman, confused. “Why does it only take two of your boys to put you on, but it takes six of them to take you off?”

“Because,” the old man said, shaking a balled fist, “I fights ’em!”

A little marriage humor April 7, 2007

Posted by Gerry Baron in Marriage Jokes.
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Laughter is good within a marriage.  Here are a few funnies to get the day started with a smile.

Man: Is there any way to live a long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of living a long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It is difficult to understand GOD . He makes such beautiful things as Women and then he turns them into Wives

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Fact of life for husbands: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!