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Top 10 Marriage Quotes.. July 6, 2007

Posted by Steve Worthy in Appreciation, Humor, Marriage, Marriage Quotes, romance, Staying Married.
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Marriage Bed

Here’s our ‘Top 10’ list…

Favorite Marriage Quotes #1
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck

Favorite Marriage Quotes #2
The Japanese have a word for it.It’s Judo — the art of conquering by yielding.The Western equivalent of judo is, ‘Yes, dear.’
J. P. McEvoy

Favorite Marriage Quotes #3
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
Mae West

Favorite Marriage Quotes #4
One advantage of marriage it seems to me is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
Judith Viorst

Favorite Marriage Quotes #5
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar

Favorite Marriage Quotes #6
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther

Favorite Marriage Quotes #7
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
Billy Sunday

Favorite Marriage Quotes #8
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Favorite Marriage Quotes #9
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

Favorite Marriage Quotes #10
I know you’ve been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
Johnny Carson

Quotes retrieved from http://www.famous-quotes-and-quotations.com/marriage-quotes.html

Marriage Expiration… June 8, 2007

Posted by Steve Worthy in Appreciation, Getting Married, Humor, Marriage, Marriage Jokes, Staying Married.
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Expired

What if your Marriage license expired, would your renew it? What if you were required to take a short test before you renewed it? Would you pass or fail? I know it depends on the content of the test, right?

Here in America their is an expiration date of pretty everything, right:

– Driver License

– Car Tags

– GMAT Scores

– Food

– Coffee

– Coupons

– Bottled Water – Go Figure??

– Apartment Leases

– Car Leases

– Various Professional Certifications

It appears that some of the most vital things in our life have a expiration date associated with it. When we initially obtain these various license(s) above, most of them require some studying and testing, some require a college degree from an accredited school, and some require that you study for a certain number years as an apprentice under a “seasoned” professional in you field, right. Lastly, when these certification and licenses do expires in order for us to renew them we have to take some sort of refresher test. Amazing…

However, one of the most vital documents and/or convenants we can obtain and enter into, a Marriage License, does not have an expiration date or require any testing before obtaining it. What if there was a expiration date associated with your Marriage license and before you obtained it you had to take a mandatory test. Also, when it came time to renew your license, you and your spouse were administered a short test. The quiz would cover areas like humility, sacarifice, marital goals, listening skills and a short essay section that required you to write at least 500 words about your marriage and your plans for the next four years.

So what do you think?

Would you pass or fail the renewal process?

What are those 1 or 2 things in our marriage that have expired that we need to work on and renew?

Word…. June 6, 2007

Posted by Steve Worthy in Appreciation, Hero Thought, Humor, Marriage, Things to do.
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Essay

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.
Try.
It.
Yourself.

1. Where is your cell phone?
Hip

2. Relationship?
Great.

3. Your hair?
Bald.

4. Work?
Inspiring.

5. Your sister?
Strange.

6. Your favorite thing?
Reading.

7. Your dream last night?
Sex 🙂

8. Your favorite drink at Starbucks?
Americano.

9. Your dream car?
Cayenne.

10. The room you’re in?
Den.

11. Your shoes?
birkenstock.

12. Your fears?
Failure.

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
Trusted.

14. Who did you hang out with this weekend?
Family.

15. What you’re not good at?
Patience.

16. Breakfast?
Coffee.

17. One of your wish list items?
Pinehurst. (Golf Course)

18. Where you grew up?
New York.

19. The last thing you did?
Showered.

20. What are you wearing?
Sweatshirt.

21. What aren’t you wearing?
Earrings.

22. Your pet(s)?
None

23. Your computer?
HP

24. Your life?
Stable.

26. Missing?
Cord

27. What are you thinking about right now?
Wife.

28. Your car?
Old.

29. Your kitchen?
OK.

30. Your summer?
Uneventful.

31. Your favorite color?
Blue.

32. When is the last time you laughed?
Yesterday.

33. When was the last time you cried?
Friday.

34. School?
Neverending.

35. Love?
Family 🙂

Some Comic Relief… June 2, 2007

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